February 2012
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Human Resources essentially told me to find a job that challenged me or I would continue to spiral into depression. Instead of doing things I was supposed to be working on or sarcastically telling them how engaged I am in my work I looked for new/better/interesting/any jobs other than my current job.
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“This suede skirt is definitely appropriate business attire”
– Me, getting ready for work just now.
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Things I said to the girl who tried to sell me...
- I’ve had skin for 21 years, I know what’s up.
- I’M IN CHARGE
- I don’t want to buy your products
- I have to go back to work
- I seriously do not want to buy your products
- the arm you just scrubbed feels the same as my other arm
- it looks different because I didn’t cut that one on a door this morning
- I washed my hands 15 minutes ago
- No thank you
- I...
Friend is best used as a noun, and the uptick in... →
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“It would have been like “Straight Eye For The Can’t Buy Stuff Chick”
– My colleague talking about his decade old idea for a fashion label. I know what women like and I know what looks good on women, he says.
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Wild Nothing Nowhere
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January 2012
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My workplace is having a superhero theme day. I have the skills to make the best costume, but I don’t know superheroes. Can you help with superheroes?
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A BAT JUST FLEW INTO MY HEAD
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Things I did while listening to Twin Shadow at...
- Walked laps of my house
- Changed clothes
- Got driven to the train station
- Narrowly avoided a collision with a bicyclist on a down ramp
- Caught a train
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FORTITUDE VALLEY SCAVENGER HUNT
- Busker with a flying V
- Girl with a southern cross tattoo.
- People you don’t know well enough to talk to
- Badly costumed group of girls
- Vomit
- Girl without shoes on
- Drunk sweaty guy